
The magazine
Travel and Leisure
just recently released its annual listing of the world's most dangerous
countries. The chief intent of the article was to simply warn or advise
travelers of the dangers that might exist in traveling to certain
countries or areas within countries that pose a verifiable risk.
However, while the travel and lifestyle magazine largely focuses on
the simple fact of how dangerous a particular nation is, as well as the
specific dangers that exist, we thought it might be interesting to look
at the "why's" of that danger which, more often than not, speak to the
political themes at play.
When we broke the countries down in order to analyze the connective
similarities between each, we found several variables largely belonging
in the same geopolitical category.
First up on the travel and leisure list might not surprise you:
1) Pakistan
Language: English, Urdu
Form of Government: Parliamentary Federal Republic, Military
Form of Judiciary: Sharia Law
Life Expectancy: 66
The main danger in Pakistan is one of terrorism and extreme
militantism from those who bitterly cling to their guns and religion in
the form of fundamentalist Islam. If you are intent upon traveling
here, you might consider purchasing a bulletproof vest and some
additional life insurance with a very reputable carrier. Pakistan
continues to suffer from a tug-of-war between the military and the
leaders of the government, while also being embroiled in tensions with
its India neighbor.
We would further recommend against making inquiries into touring the
now-pillaged Bin Laden compound. The terrorist mastermind was quite the
hero among local Pakistanis'.
It might also be wise to watch out for those wallop packing US drones
overhead as well.....unless, of course, you are part of a US Embassy
contingent.
2) The Sudan
Language: Arabic, English
Form of Government: Authoritarian
Form of Judiciary: English Common Law and Sharia
Life Expectancy: 62
A northern Africa country, the Sudan has been in a prolonged war
between Christians and Muslims for quite some time now. It was only in
2011 that the state of Sudan finally split apart due to civil war and a
new state, the Southern Sudan, was established.
If you expect on traveling here, might want to include an Abrams tank
as the safest form of transportation, at least for the foreseeable
future.
3) Georgia
Language: Georgian
Form of Government: Parliamentarian Presidential Republic
Form of Judiciary: Evolving
Life Expectancy: 81
Still smarting from the five day war with Russia in 2008, and as a
former Soviet bloc country, Georgia boasts a beyond exhilarating
landscape featuring still-unexploded Russian shells of the highest
Communist quality.
Indeed, those Russians can really build them.
A nation beset all around by Islamic extremists, the mostly
Christian Georgian people have been under what might seem as a prolonged
assault by Islamic Separatists since the Soviet Union dissolved in the
early nineties. Still evolving as A Democratic Parliamentarian Republic,
many authoritarian style forms of repression appear to still exist,
however, since the 2003 Rose Revolution, the nation has been making
strides.
If you expect on traveling here, try obtaining diplomatic immunity
first and be diligent in maintaining constant contact with the Embassy,
in the form of staying within the embassy and not moving about in front
of windows at all times.
However, for those people with a still-lingering bout of extreme
depression from the US main election, traveling to Georgia might be the
best way to get away from all, and for an eternity
4) Lebanon
Language: Arabic, French
Form of Government: Confessionalist Parliamentary Republic
Authoritarian Form of Judiciary: Civil System including Christian, Jewish and Sharia law (as needed)
Life Expectancy: 75
Located between a proverbial rock (of Israel) and the hard place (of
Syria), the US State department recommends against all travel here,
unless one has in his or her possession a colorful suit of
modern-technology iron with weapons integrated profusely throughout.
Islamic Hezbollah militants and Al Qaeda are frequently encountered at
numerous road-blocked locations throughout the nation.
If you're an extreme traveler in the same mold as extreme skiers,
this might be your most dangerous bet, however prudence would also
suggest that ANR (Against Natural Selection) rescues are pretty much
non-existent in this particular neck of the international woods.
5) North Korea
Language: Korean
Form of Government: Communist Authoritarian
Form of Judiciary: Do As We Say Or Else...
Life Expectancy: 69
In order to go to North Korea, you first must go through Communist
China, which largely entails frequent tag-along apparatchiks to ensure
that you stay out of trouble. A nation consistently at odds with its
neighbor to the South, North Korea is probably not your first choice of
vacation relaxation destinations unless you're with the Reverend
Franklin Graham, who purportedly enjoys a league of Angelic protection.
A communist nation teetering on the edge of starvation, bring your
own food and enough for at least several thousand others if you want to
be the American equivalent of 'North Korean Idol.'
6) Syria
Language: Arabic
Form of Government: Authoritarian
Form of Judiciary: Sharia
Life Expectancy: 75
A country led by a secularly murderous dictator whose party is
officially known as the Arab Socialist Bath Party is probably not your
first choice of destination for travel, especially if you're a liberty
loving Protestant. Embroiled in a civil war since the Muslim Spring
movement which occurred shortly after President Obama's election, a
visit to this nation might only be laudable if you're a big fan of
voluntary euthanasia.
However, if you or your loved one harbors affection for Car bombs,
assassinations and violent anti-western protests, this might be your
Utopia. Seeming to be populated by a group of humans collectively
suffering from I
ntermittent Explosive Disorder, Syria might be destination numero uno for you, if your thing is heart-stopping, pulse-pounding adventure, literally.
7) Yemen
Language: Arabic
Form of Government: Unitary Presidential Republic, i.e. authoritarian dictatorship
Form of Judiciary: Sharia
Life Expectancy: 64
Yemen is considered to be the poorest nation in the Arabian world
which should tell you pretty much everything you need to know as a
tourist. Here again, the US State department states of this colorful
nation "stay clear" unless, of course you frequently daydream about
being tortured and then group-slain by traveling droves of al Qaeda
terrorists.
The major religious factions that exist in this impoverished nation
are mostly split between the Islamic Sunni's and Shia's, an explosive
combination if ever there were one. In fact, the mixing of these two
Islamic belief systems might be no less potent than the intermixing for
human consumption of red beans and cabbage, which often results in an
explosive retaliation.
8) Uzbekistan
Language: Uzbek
Form of Government: Presidential Republic, authoritarian
Form of Judiciary: Civil law
Once a Soviet satellite nation, there are plenty of ancient mosques
to visit here, while noting the US State Department's warning of
cautionary travel. Here also, the threat of
Islamic terrorism exists in a nation dominated by Islamic fundamentalism.
A foundering Republic dominated by an authoritarian government,
Uzbekistan's leadership is largely hostile to allowing any significant
business activities due to a fear of the government becoming
marginalized by private economic development. Islam is the dominant
religion in the nation and its Mullahs largely frowns upon any
religious activity unapproved by the state.
Two notable points of interest feature the extremes of temperature,
which range from -9 F degrees in the winter to upwards of 104 F in the
summer and the gradual killing by Communistic over-consumption of the
Aral Sea under the Soviets, ostensibly for the growth of cotton.
A post-modern authoritarian state dominated by Islam, Uzbekistan
might be the nation of choice to visit for environmentalist whackos and
Capitalism-hating Socialists who enjoy pointing out how economic
activity can decimate the environment and a nation. That is, as long as
these same Leftist travelers abstain from digging to deeply into the
true causes of the decimation and its prevailing political environment.
Just don't protest whatever you do....
9) Iran
Language: Persian
Form of Government: Unitary Islamic Republic
Form of Judiciary: Sharia Law
Life Expectancy: 73
Despite numerous instances of the hostage-taking of Americans, by
the State of Iran, the US State Department's take on travel to Iran
could be characterized as "tepid" at best, in this case. The hostage
crisis of the early 80's along with subsequent instances of US citizen
detention means that your visit to Iran could end much later than
originally anticipated and could also include a state mandated ransom
fee which could easily drain all resources back home.
Add to that your possible execution, if you're a practicing Christian and are found with a Holy Bible.
If you do intend to travel to this destination, your tour ensemble
should probably also include a detail of Seal Team 6 members along with a
range of easily concealed weaponry of the James Bond variety.
Culturally, you might consider watching for the much anticipated
appearance of the legendary 12th Imam while there, however don't tarry
too long if he does appear.
You'll definitely want to get home and watch the end of the world on
your flatscreen HD-TV rather than some antique Iranian throw-off.
10) Algeria
Language: Arabic
Form of Government: Authoritarian Semi-Presidential Republic
Form of Judiciary: French Civil Law and Sharia
Life Expectancy: 74
Another Northern Africa country, Algeria could be considered the
creme de' la creme of car-bomb destinations, not to mention the
kidnappings and assassinations frequently aimed at foreign tourists. In
other words, if you like old creaky old roller coasters in extreme
disrepair or high-stakes games of solitary Russian roulette, as a US
citizen, your chances of meeting an untimely demise could be in jackpot
territory.
The US State Department indicates that even embassy personnel are
highly restricted on where they can go and urges US travelers to follow
"prudent security practices avoiding predictable travel patterns."
Indeed, if you're a creature who loves a routine here, it could wind up
killing you.
So that winds up our Top Ten most dangerous travel destinations. In
looking back at the numbers a few rather curious similarities come into
play. First, Sharia law is present in almost every one of these
countries to one degree or another. Second, authoritarian Socialism
appears to be present in almost every one of these countries as well,
and third, poverty appears to also be operative as a by-product of these
politically germinated dangers.
A few of the other facets of similarity should be quite obvious,
however, as a Westerner, the dangers of traveling into largely
anti-western, Islamic nations should be quite obvious.